Being Bored

Being bored is a curse that plagues every living person without fail at least once or twice a day. No matter what the weather is, you will still get really bored because boringness doesn't care about the weather, it just wants you to have nothing to do. As many times as your parents say "get off your lazy butt and do something!" you'll come back with the always original "THERE'S NOTHING TO DO!" and then go about your day, sitting there while your brain melts watching random youtube video's... We've all been there. Then there's the "bored eaters" that just pig out because there's nothing else to do, and after Summer's over and you have that glorious double keg that's barely held in by your extra stretchy XL size torn muscle shirt that obviously attracts all the ladies; your parents tell you to get in shape and you reply with "i will later, when it cools down", when in reality it would take more than 2 million dollars to move you off that couch. The worst part is knowing there's nothing you can do about it and you have to sit there forever while your brain and energy and will to live slowly melt away.